Wednesday, January 30

A New List of Hot and Steamy Games

Lore Sjöberg, yet another journalist, in response to all of the controversy of Mass Effect, has created a list of raunchy games that would corrupt our children faster than a case of Budweiser and a marathon of Die Hard.

The difference with this list however, is that the author is looking for publicity and "attacking" games that truly have no place having attention brought upon.

Now before you raise your fists in anger and your pens in a furious response, do note that he only does this in the most sarcastic manner and it's quite entertaining with some of the things he came up with.

So Fox, if you're reading, here are a number of other videogames with explicit sex scenes and/or other unsavory elements, or so I'd be glad to claim on your network. At the slightest provocation, I will appear on your program and repeatedly interrupt other people in order to describe the innocence-devouring depravity of these amoral games, each of which can be purchased from gum machines by 3-year-olds.

Katamari Damacy

First of all, the King of All Cosmos has a very disturbing crotch. He's got these tights on and his externals are just wadded up in there like a week's worth of laundry. Dude just flaunts it, too. Just, just ... puts it out there. I think it has its own Flickr account. Also, "Katamari Damacy" translates roughly to "Let Us Each Have Orifice Penetration Nightly."

Please now, I do encourage you, our fair readers to go check out the remaining parts of his article because I encourage this sort of behavior. We all just need to lighten up about some things, and this guy realizes it.


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